Cook Well Thy Fish

Good news from Kroger: remember how the employee's restroom didn't have soap or even an area for a soap dispenser since before Memorial Day? This Saturday they somehow squeezed in a dispenser. For the moment, it's full.

In more disturbing developments, an employee in the seafood department was suspended from work. Said individual has a severe mental handicap so I don't want to get too critical of him. However, do you remember the episode of The Simpsons where it was revealed that Troy McClure "slept with the fishes" in the non-Mafia sense? Ugly situation—apparently he wasn't even using a stall. It's hoped that the fish was disposed of but nothing has been confirmed.

Plants have it so easy with that photosynethesis thing.