The Rambler

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145 In 2004, I put 631 posts on this blog. 2005, 390. Last year, only 144. My goal for 2007 is at least 145 posts, most likely involving ham...

Hamster Update One of the hamsters has leprosy, mange, or cancer and looks like it will drop any minute. It doesn't seem to be in pain ...

Update What's happened since last post (in no particular order): 1. Two hamsters died. Pikachu and one of the babies born on February 1...

For Her Own Good More from fun at high school: An Anderson County teenager has filed a lawsuit over her temporary dismissal from a weightlif...

Tom Hanks Falls to Death Well, this would have brightened at least one person's day.

Dogs and Cats Living in Sin Cog? Dat? Catdog? Big Joke? It seems to me than anyone with access to newborn puppies could have taken a picture...

Stan Chick/Jack Lee You know those moronic religious comic books that jackasses leave under the windshield wiper of your car? Imagine if the...

Five-Year-Old with Knife When they say zero-tolerance, they mean it. I thought my step-daughter's school was nuts for going after her fo...

Snitching is Mandatory The powers who be in Nagel Middle School gave my step-daughter a detention last week. For some unknown reason, anothe...

I Live Near Most of Them "Nearly half the U.S. population believes the earth is less than 10,000 years old? Say it ain't so!" ...

Socially Acceptable Jerk? Two possibly related bits of news: Frat vs. Borat and jerk tricks women into stripping . I don't feel sorry ...