No Porn in India (Especially Loud Porn)

One of the obnoxious things I was involved with in college was helping a guy hook up a huge stereo (relation to owners of the old Steinberg stores) to his television so he could blast porn at our neighbors. After about three minutes, he thought it would be funnier to play the Scorpions over the brilliant dialogue and sound effects. It was hilarious to watch but I don't think the neighbors heard anything but "Rock Me Like a Hurricane."

This could have been 90 days in India. Maybe if they had access to porn instead of having to do the real thing, their population wouldn't be so critical.