Found Meme

Here's what appears to be a meme that I found running on a computer at NKU. Initially it asked all the questions two or three times in slightly altered form (I don't know if the guy was revising the meme as he wrote it) I also have no idea who originally wrote or answered it:

Describe your family: in two words - strong and supportive

How do you deal with your hair? gel and a hair dryer

Your first job: paper route

What kind of student were/are you? smart, but a bit of a rebel against the establishment.

How often do you go to the movies? once or twice a month

Have you had to move before? many, many times

Do you have any regrets right now? not really

Do you think it is okay to date someone you met online? Ironic you should ask that.

Who was the worst teacher you ever had? Dr. Norman Finklestein. His ass will soon be kicked.

Who do you admire? My mom and dad

What do you want to be when you grow up? Already am

What things really irritate you? rednecks and racists

Dumbest thing youÂ’ve ever done: today or in general?

What would you change about the world? Make Pat Robertson and Bill O'Reily towel boys at a gay bath house.

Have you ever had to go to the hospital? yes plenty of times

Have you been to another country? yes

What are your interests? music, books, writing, passionate love.

What are you afraid of? not being able to protect the ones I love

Do you attend church regularly? no

What was the worst date youÂ’ve ever been on? A blind date I discovered was ignorant, racist, and homophobic.

What do you think about the war in Iraq? I think Bush should be there fighting on the front line

What was the worst moment in your life? When my Uncle Gary killed himself.

How do you cope when you are upset? music

What is your favorite thing to eat? BBQ

Bad habits of yours: eat way too much junk food


My answers:

Describe your family: In two words--loud and expensive

How do you deal with your hair? comb and cut it.

Your first job: Mini-golf, peddle boat, and kiddie ride attendant at Coney Island.

What kind of student were/are you? lazy and catching up at the last minute.

How often do you go to the movies? Never since Dec. 2001.

Have you had to move before? Nine times from 1991 to 1999. None since 1999.

Do you have any regrets right now? Regrets? I have a few.

Do you think it is okay to date someone you met online? No, she's really a vice cop or a balding Mormon with a foot fetish.

Who was the worst teacher you ever had? Mrs. (or Miss) Brown from 8th grade science. Drunk and incompetent, she once gave a test with four 15-point questions and graded them on a scale of 100 (meaning if you got all the questions right, you got a D-).

Who do you admire? Rodney Dangerfield.

What do you want to be when you grow up? Making more money.

What things really irritate you? Cell phones.

Dumbest thing youÂ’ve ever done: Assumed that because Devilboy pooped twice that he wouldn't do it again.

What would you change about the world? You wouldn't recognize it.

Have you ever had to go to the hospital? Several times for me; a million times for Devilboy.

Have you been to another country? Once.

What are your interests? Books, mythology, wasting time on the internet.

What are you afraid of? Talking pigs.

Do you attend church regularly? Not anymore.

What was the worst date youÂ’ve ever been on? One with a fundamentalist Christian hermaphrodite.

What do you think about the war in Iraq? I keep expecting it to be a setup for a new season of Candid Camera.

What was the worst moment in your life? My life icontinuousnous worst moment.

How do you cope when you are upset? Surprisingly well.

What is your favorite thing to eat? Ice cream.

Bad habits of yours: Wasting time on memes.