I'm Moving Up
First the Hoax Museum found the idiot who created a web page to bemoan his virginity. Now it's got a seemingly legitimate poll that says gamers would rather date Lara Croft than a supermodel.
Not that I'd really want to date a supermodel either but to even think about dating a character in a computer game is beyond the definition of geek.
Of course, I'd date Thelma from Scooby Doo but that's an entirely different issue.