Man Admits Guilt to Fatal Horse Sex
Remember the horribly disgusting case a few months back when the pervert was killed while having sex with a horse?
You can sleep easier knowing the man partially responsible is heading up the river.
Actually he just got a suspended license, a fine, and a few hours of community service but I wanted to throw in a "sleeps with the fishes" joke.
What community service would this guy be best suited for?