I'll Pass on Russian Meat
You hear about mad cow disease and that dogs, cats, etc. are used in Chinese restaurants.
According to Polyansky, there has been no cannibalism cases in the Rostov region in more than 10 years.
Is it just me or does that remind you of a "No accidents for [blank] days"? I have heard that under Stalin, it was so bad that the government put up "Eating corpses is illegal" posters. Considerate guy, that Joey.