Yesterday my wife clogged the toilet. My five-year old daughter had an accident getting out of the bathtub, spreading feces throughout the entire bathroom. My two-year old son had two solid waste diapers. I had to clean up after the dog outside and cleaned the cat's litterbox and two hamster cages. I was spared only by the goldfish.
Yet at this moment I feel happy. I just won $1,000,000 with Simpsons' trivia.