Signs of Clinton County
I'm used to the anti-Catholic yard signs during the drive up to my wife's parents' house. This year someone put up one that reads "White is Right/Praise Almighty." I'm hoping that it refers to Ralph White being correct about something but I haven't much hope left.
Outside their Family Dollar store, the management put up a sign barring the use of credit cards: "Credit cards not excepted." Seems appropriate.