My wife drove for my stepdaughter's girl scout trip so I had Devilboy and Devilgirl (actually she's not even half the trouble of him but I'm sick of calling her "Devilboy's sister") for the weekend.
Naturally this would be the weekend they get the Digestive System Destructo-Flu so I've been covered in vomit and worse every couple of hours. I know there's some perverts who would pay money for such a chance but my tastes run more conventional (relatively).
I did four loads of laundry yesterday, three today, and there's plenty left over for tomorrow. Thank God I'm not paying for water.