Death of Intelligent Design

Okay, the IDers claim that women's hips are too narrow for an infant to be born without intense pain and/or injury because God is paying them back for their great-to-the-power-of-six grandmother eating a piece of fruit.

Just one more nail in the coffin.

Republican Arnie Schwartzenhopper reasonably explains the basis of much human backpain on the fact that our backbones and the surrounding muscles develop in an arrangement best suited for four-legged animals. Arnie favors the explanation that we evolved from quadrupeds but IDers say it's because King David's second cousin-once-removed ate a forbidden french fry.