Leno and Letterman
Leno: "After failing to win a single seat on Tuesday, John Edwards described his campaign as the little engine that could. And afterward Bush called him too and said you're not going to believe this, but I'm reading that book right now."
Letterman: "Have you seen any of the new Bush television commercials? ... In one of the commercials you see George Bush for 30 seconds, in another commercial you get to see George Bush for 60 seconds. Kind of like his stint in the National Guard."