I Nominate Covington with Nathan Singer as Vice-Pope

Technically the only three requirements to be pope are:

1. You are Catholic (and unless you've been excommunicated, as long as you were baptized Catholic, you're okay).

2. You have/had male reproductive organs. (I'm not familiar with the Vatican's views on sex changes. Could a male to female transgendered person still be pope? Or could a female to male? I suppose if you lost your organs in an accident, you'd still qualify but what if you did it intentionally?)

3. You are alive (possible exceptions from the state of Florida).

If you meet these requirements, click here.